The New Revolution

  • Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
  • Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
  • Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
  • Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
  • Friend: Wait what?
  • Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
  • Friend: What are you talking about?
  • Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
  • Friend: What the hell.
  • Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
  • Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
  • Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
  • Friend: You're so weird.
  • Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
  • Friend: I'm a girl.
  • Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me: Well maybe we could go swim the Marianas Trench together.
  • Friend: *walks away*
  • Me: What? We could conquer all of your Paradise Fears! It's actually quite a Simple Plan!
  • Me: OH CMON! fine, do you want to go to the homeless shelter? WE COULD FOSTER THE PEOPLE!
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